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sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his…

seriousjones:

*takes the SAT and doesn’t know any of the answers so just fills in the bubbles that correspond with all the chords from Through The Fire And Flames on Expert*

  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

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maryjblige:

wilhedivahater:

confusedtree:

On the one hand it’s pretty cool that the Harry Potter universe is getting another film. On the other hand this seems to be driven largely by Rowling’s world-building and… well… I mean, I guess I’ll see it drunk

rowling’s worldbuilding…

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER