lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

sparrow626:

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

This is the current generation everyone. Just let that sink in.

male-tears:

I hear they’re delicious.

male-tears:

I hear they’re delicious.

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

glorfyndel:

#you signed the contract mr baggins